HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
I’m not disturbed by the speech itself as much as the fact that McConaughey’s place in our culture affords him the privilege of having a slightly off-kilter personality, almost without criticism. People have (rightly) gushed over Lupita Nyong’o’s touching Oscars speech, pointing out her poise, elegance, and genuinely touching words. But would the same praise have been lavished upon her if she thanked herself in her acceptance speech, and topped it off with a mumbling “all right, all right”? Last year, Anne Hathaway was consistently derided for her “smugness” and overly long acceptance speeches, while no ill comments have been thrown at McConaughey’s shit-eating grin. Kanye West is intense, but his intensity is unfailingly characterized as “ranting,” rather than a lovable personality quirk. Covert sexism and racism are nothing new (obviously), but McConaughey’s effortless swagger only emphasizes that his is the kind of behavior that we only — and even praise — when it comes in the form of a straight, traditionally masculine white male actor.
My phone just autocorrected beatboxing to breastfeeding and while it still made some semblance of sense it would have taken the conversation in a completely different direction.
Today I found out my phone endorses prostitution when I tried to tell my friend a boy is adorable, but instead told her he is affordable. I don’t proofread.
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
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As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.
Abortion costs around the world
from: Conscience, Catholics for Choice, Vol 34, No 3, 2013, back cover
new teen romcom premiering this summer: a tumblr popular girl meets a boy, the only issue?, he’s problematic
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
A picture I didn’t know I needed until now O_O
Paul Robeson and Anna May Wong
10 Cutest Reasons Why You Should Love Owls
This weekend (March 7-9) is the International Festival of Owls in Houston, MN. So, what better way to support such a festival than posting a bunch of cute owl pictures?
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